Nominations are now open for Durham’s Fittest Freshers 2017/2018
Who have you been sharking?
Has someone been turning heads in your college dining hall?
Have they been making your heart flutter when they evaluate a theory in your tutorial?
Has someone’s striking aesthetic made you nearly trip up on the cobbled streets of the Bailey?
Ah yes, we understand, now it’s time to name them!
Fill out this form in order to nominate yourself or someone else:
While we’re at it, here’s a throwback to the winners of last year:
Jules, St Mary’s, Law
When asked about her big win, Jules said: “I’d like to thank my parents and my fans. Also, do I get free pizza for this?”
Ali, Collingwood, Theology
When asked about his big win Ali said he was “quite surprised” but “obviously honoured”.
Could it be you this year?
The much-loved club has added extra door staff to carry out searches
One person commented: ‘How about don’t spike people instead?’
From staying true to your identity to being open to new things, here is the advice I wish I had when I arrived in Durham
These comparisons are going to be legen-wait for it-dary!
From Billy B to SNK, you won’t make it through your three years at Durham without knowing these key phrases
The uni has condemned ‘initiations of any sort’
The man in blackface wasn’t a Durham Uni student
No more half bottles of wine for us
Hot girl summer calling, take two lateral flow tests each week to stop the spread of coronavirus
Students left blindsided and confused as proof of vaccination becomes a requirement for library use
The free event will see speakers promote the importance of both physical and mental health in sport
Aoifke Madeleine has written a poem about the classism she and others face at Durham
A friend described the St Cuthbert’s Society alumna as ‘beautiful, thoughtful and incredibly kind’
Take a sip each time she mentions authority
Students were warned last week about a ‘large Chad’s Covid breach’ on this year’s Chad’s Day
With production for the new series reportedly underway, here are the answers to the question you’ve all been asking.
Someone get this damn song out of my mind
I haven’t truly recovered from many of these deaths
But would they have got in if they’d sat their A-Levels?
And how to do that manic dance trend
Long live the Libby Mae and Katylee TikTok drama
There will be five episodes, promising even more ‘stunning’ revelations
‘I just feel so grateful that no one was hurt’
6. You’re the one who needs your GCSEs not me – I’ve got my degree
I am both pleased with that pun AND the fact I got Sarah
Joe Goldberg’s character was thought up in a coffee shop when the writer saw a man staring at her
The price of draught beer and cider will also fall
PC Adam Zaman has been suspended
Love Quinn understood the assignment every damn time
They could also face fines in less extreme cases
What a glorious quiz… Makes me SICK!
She’s on course to be one of the most successful Islanders ever
Obvs I want to be mates with Kirk
If you get full marks you’re as much of a creeper as he is
The top two dominated the votes and it was CLOSE
They’re so good Joe Goldberg has locked them in his glass box to keep forever