If your Durham college had tinder, what would its bio say?

Already swiped Trevs left…

Uni is hard, dating is harder.

In case you ever wondered what the two would be like combined, here are the Tinder bios of each college based on real bios of real Durham students.

Collingwood

Cuth’s

Hatfield

Cocky as ever.

Castle

Smug with a side of desperate.

 JoBo

They cook some great pasta.

Stockton

Like a gal back from her year abroad in Paris, Stockton cannot help but rub the Durham City move all over our faces.

 John’s

A nice guy through and through.

Ustinov

Oldies but goldies.

Grey

‘WE ARE THE CLOSEST COLLEGE TO BILLY B, OKAY?!’

Trevs

Definitely won’t get swiped right, because of their looks.

Van Mildert

Duckies over puppies.

Hild Bede

l

Calm down big boy.

Aidan’s

Aidan’s is ugly and knows it.

Chad’s

The nerdy younger brother of Hatfield and Castle. Not bad.

Mary’s

 Instant Superlike.
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