If your Durham college had tinder, what would its bio say?
Already swiped Trevs left…
Uni is hard, dating is harder.
In case you ever wondered what the two would be like combined, here are the Tinder bios of each college based on real bios of real Durham students.
Cocky as ever.
Smug with a side of desperate.
They cook some great pasta.
Like a gal back from her year abroad in Paris, Stockton cannot help but rub the Durham City move all over our faces.
A nice guy through and through.
Oldies but goldies.
‘WE ARE THE CLOSEST COLLEGE TO BILLY B, OKAY?!’
Definitely won’t get swiped right, because of their looks.
Duckies over puppies.
Calm down big boy.
Aidan’s is ugly and knows it.
The nerdy younger brother of Hatfield and Castle. Not bad.
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