The Tab Durham’s Fittest Fresher: Boys

It’s time for the boys


Last week we had the girls, this week it’s the boys turn. Here are the finest fresh Durham has to offer. Vote below to choose your winner.

Jared, Trevs, Chemistry

Are you single?

No!

How would you describe your style in 3 words?

Low to high.

On a scale of 1-10 how much of a fuckboy are you?

1 – No time for games.

Who is your celebrity crush?

Emilia Clarke.

What would your ex say about you?

It’s not you, it’s me.

What is your best feature?

My smile apparently.

What is your worst feature?

My toes, pretty sure some of them are broken.

What is your biggest regret at Uni so far?

Going to Klute sober.

What do you look for in a partner?

A pulse.

What is your favourite sex position?

Never lasted long enough to try more than one!

What is your spirit animal?

Tigers cause they’re awesome.

What would your friends say is “classic you”?

What friends 🙁 

George, Van Mildert, Nat Sci

Are you single?

No I have a girlfriend.

How would you describe your style in 3 words?

Happy go lucky.

On a scale of 1-10 how much of a fuckboy are you?

Not a player at all, they come to me.

Who is your celebrity crush?

Eva Green.

What would your ex say about you?

Please take me back (or not very nice things).

What is your best feature?

My hands.

What is your worst feature?

Height and memory.

What is your biggest regret at Uni so far?

Going out the night before DU try outs.

What do you look for in a partner?

Eyes, sense of humour

What is your favourite sex position?

Cowgirl.

What is your spirit animal?

A sloth cause I’m dopey but lovable.

What would your friends say is “classic you”?

Spending three days looking for something then finding it on my desk or in top draw having turned my room upside down and accusing 10 people of theft.

Ali Middleton, Collingwood, Theology

Are you single?

Yes.

How would you describe your style in 3 words?

Adventurous celtic warrior.

On a scale of 1-10 how much of a fuckboy are you?

21 – it’s a magic number.

Who is your celebrity crush?

Jonah Hill.

What is your best feature?

6ft 3 (those are two measurements).

What is your worst feature?

Who nose?

What is your biggest regret at Uni so far?

Meeting Cam Lyle.

What do you look for in a partner?

A good looking guide dog.

What is your favourite sex position?

Centre-mid.

What is your spirit animal?

Elephant. Massive trunk and slightly overweight.

What would your friends say is “classic you”?

Desperate, alone and frightened.

Cam Lyle, Hild Bede, Economics

Are you single?

Very.

How would you describe your style in 3 words?

Topman discount rail.

On a scale of 1-10 how much of a fuckboy are you?

40/45.

Who is your celebrity crush?

Adriana Lima.

What is your best feature?

My calves.

What is your worst feature?

At best weak chat.

What is your biggest regret at Uni so far?

Meeting Ali Middleton.

What do you look for in a partner?

Anyone that will have me.

What is your favourite sex position?

I only cuddle.

What is your spirit animal?

Swan, obvious reasons.

What would your friends say is “classic you”?

Maintaining my 100% loss record in MND.

Adam, Hild Bede, Nat Sci

Are you single?

Yes.

On a scale of 1-10 how much of a fuckboy are you?

4 no one here understands my accent so I can’t pull.

Who is your celebrity crush?

Ed Miliband.

What would your ex say about you?

I dunno she wont speak to me .

What is your best feature?

Hair.

What is your worst feature?

Personality.

What is your biggest regret at Uni so far?

Shaving my hair off for odds on.

What do you look for in a partner?

Fear.

What is your favourite sex position?

Eiffel Tower.

What is your spirit animal?

A sheep cause I’m a quarter Welsh.

What would your friends say is “classic you”?

Telling people I’m Northern Irish or getting lost on a night.