Grey College Fashion Show: Meet the Models

Grey by name, fit by nature


Emm Brooks, 2nd Year, History

Best feature?
My ability to lower myself to college fashion shows
Worst feature?
My hairy hobbit feet and back
What is your favourite chat up line?
DU even model?
Which other model do you fancy the most?
Marcus Rapacioli
What are you most looking forward to about the show?
Pleasing my fans once again

Joe Partington, 1st Year, Physics

Best feature?
4th toe on my left foot
Worst feature?
General personality (shit bloke)
What is your favourite chat up line?
It’s incredible! You look exactly like my next girlfriend S
Which other model do you fancy most?
Sophie Coindy
What are you most looking forward to about the show?

Having an excuse to get my rig out for once

Olivia Ball, 2nd Year, Criminology

Best feature?
My double d’s
Worst feature?
N/A
What is your favourite chat up line?
Ca$h me out$ide, how bout dat
Which other model do you fancy the most?
Leo Petty
What are you most looking forward to about the show?

Meeting the fans

Izaac Beck, 3rd Year, Biochemistry

Best feature?
Does my charming Yorkshire accent count as a feature?
Worst feature?
Weird looking inny-outy belly button
Favourite chat up line?
If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes
Which other model do you fancy the most?
Leo will get offended if I don’t say him but if Cal Stewart gave me a chance…
What are you looking forward to most about the fashion show?

No idea, I don’t even know what walks I’m doing yet…. Am I even in it??

Alice Christie, 2nd Year, Theology

Best feature?
I’ve been told i have nice thighs (you know who you are..
Worst feature?
Crockery hoarder lol
What is your favourite chat up line?
If you were a vegetable you’d be a cuteeeeee-cumber
Which other model do you fancy the most?
Scarlett, oh wait she’s exec
What are you looking forward to most about the fashion show?

Making some friends?

George Garnett, 2nd Year, Economics

Best feature?
Over 400 matches on my Tinder profile
Worst feature?
My body hair
What is your favourite chat up line?
I want to paint you green and steam you like a naughty asparagus (apologies if you’ve fallen foul to this line before)
Which other model do you fancy the most?
Callum Stewart after he shredded a few kilograms
What are you most looking forward to about the show?

Seeing Lucas Smedley’s rig – should help me feel better about myself

Louise McRae, 2nd Year, Law

Best feature?
My accent
Worst feature?
My accent
What is your favourite chat up line?
You’re just like my little toe. I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.
Which other model do you fancy the most?
Jemma Lingard
What are you most looking forward to about the show?
The big 16″ I’m going to destroy after the show (pizza, that is)

Lucas Smedley, 2nd Year, Combined Honours

 Best feature?
Friends with Sophia Rashid
Worst feature?
Not boyfriend of Sophia Rashid
What is your favourite chat up line?
Hi Sophia, will you go out with me?
Which other model do you fancy the most?
Tough one, probably gonna go with Sophia Rashid though
What are you most looking forward to about the show?
Spending some quality time with Sophia Rashid