We asked Durham first years about their freshers’ regrets

All will be forgiven


Robert Logan, 19, Theology

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“I got really drunk, then came home and puked whilst I was in my dressing gown and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle socks. When I got up the next day my vomit had been cleaned up by a sympathetic housemate.”

Kristina Novakovic, 18, History

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“I was getting changed in my room and forgot to close the curtains. I looked up to find that I had been flashing the builders across the road.”

Myles Wood, 19, Philosophy

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“Me and a mate tried to steal a flag from Hatfield. We were caught leaving the premises by a porter, who promptly kicked us out.”

Piers Beesley, 18, Anthropology

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“I got absolutely off my face one night and fell down an entire flight of stairs, did a roly poly and then crashed through this glass door here.”

Rahul Prakash, 18, History

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“I went to Jimmy’s, got smashed and ended up talking to the bouncer about Ugandan politics for the last hour of my night.”

SoHi Yoon, 19, Biomedical Sciences

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“My flatmates came into the kitchen after a night out to find me sitting on the floor eating their bread and cheese. They were not amused.”

Mungo Patterson, 18, History

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“I lost at odds-on and had to eat a daddy long legs.”

Haopeng Li, 18, Physics and Computer Science

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“I can’t remember Freshers week”. Legend.