Cosmic Chaos: Meet the Grey Models

An impressive 33 models will take place in the  ‘Cosmic Chaos’ themed show on the 30th April in the Fonteyn Ballroom.

The models will flaunt brands such as Koro Kimono, MyProtein, Topshop, Apex and many more.

Grey told The Tab, “Proceeds from the night will go to the charity Doctors Without Borders, who deliver emergency medical aid around the world to those affected by conflicts, epidemics, natural disasters or exclusion from healthcare”.

We interviewed some of the beautiful people as they gear up for the big night:

Leo Petty, 19, Second year, GeographyWhat are you most looking forward to in the show?

Oiling up Izaak Beck for the underwear walk.

Best feature

Right bicep. Don’t ask questions I’m lonely.

Worst feature

Everything from the neck up and waist down.

Describe your brand in three words

Better Than Roxburgh.

Which other model do you fancy?

Izaak Beck (would have been Alex Murphy but he’s too chubby)

Sophie Martin, 20, Second year, ChemistryWhat are you most looking forward to in the show?

Getting boozy afterwards

Best feature

Killer smile

Worst feature

Shark-like tendencies

Describe you brand in three words

Hot blonde mess

Which other model do you fancy the most?

Hugo Briggs begged me to say him

Izaak Beck, 20, Second Year, Biomedical Sciences

What are you most looking forward to in the show?

Do you really think I look forward to anything? Ever?

Best feature

Yorkshire accent.

Worst feature

Everything from the neck up and waste down.

Describe your brand in three words

Thoroughbred doing Biomed

Which other model do you fancy?

Leo Petty (Would’ve been Alex Murphy but he’s too chubby)

Daniel Van Helden, 20, Second year, Geology What are you most looking forward to in the show?

Attempting to get buff in the gym before the Fashion Show

Best feature

Large smile

Worst feature

Over pronounced pout

Describe your brand in three words

Wacky, wild and willing

Which other model do you fancy the most?

(Hope he says me) Ma boi Joe Mayer

Sophia Rashid, 18, First Year, LawWhat are you most looking forward to in the show?

Increasing my BNOC status

Best feature?

You decide (Grey Fashion Show, DSU, 30/4/16, booking details tbc.)

Worst feature?

Don’t be ridiculous

Describe your brand in three words

Don’t play by rules

Which other model do you fancy the most?

Sachin Kurl – big up the ethnic minorities

Sachin Kurl, 20, First year, PoliticsWhat are you most looking forward to in the show?

People chanting my name

Best feature

I can put a whole fruit pastille in my mouth without chewing it

Worst feature

I can never stop blushing, can you not tell..?

Describe your brand in three words

I fake tan

Which other model do you fancy the most?

Aiden Westaway- I was convinced by his Grindr bio

Rachel Walker, 19, Second year, Arabic and FrenchWhat are you most looking forward to in the show?

Harry McGuiness and his ‘peach’ in the underwear walk

Best feature

Unique and wonky eyes. See photo.

Worst feature

My Ben and Jerry’s belly

Describe you brand in three words

Sweet, simple, spicy

Which other model do you fancy the most?

Imogen Hyde. I’ve known her for 13 years…we used to get mistaken for each other

Sam Assim, 20, Second year, English and SpanishWhat are you most looking forward to in the show?

Sneaky nut (shh…)

Best feature

Right testicle

Worst feature

Left testicle

Describe your brand in three words

Chunky but funky

Which other model do you fancy the most?

Giorgio Caruso

Callum Stewart, 18, First year, Economics with Management What are you most looking forward to in the show?

The fake tan

Best feature

My hair

Worst feature

Resting bitch face

Describe your brand in three words

‘Bad first impressions’

Which other model do you fancy the most?

Sachin Kurl

Imogen Hyde, 19, Second year, GeographyWhat are you most looking forward to in the show?

Seeing the other models getting naked

Best feature

Pulling technique

Worst feature

Low standards

Describe your brand in three words

Single, single, single

Which other model do you fancy the most?

Everyone. They are all at risk.

Alexander Murphy, 19, Second year, Economics and Geography What are you most looking forward to in the show?

Not having to explain why I’ve oiled myself up for once

Best feature

A few people have a soft spot for one of the freckles on my face

Worst feature

Allegedly, I have awful chat

Describe your brand in three words

Harry Chetwode’s Roommate

Which other model do you fancy the most?

Joe Mayer