We asked you what your best chat-up line is

“Fancy a shag?”


What’s the line that makes sure you get lucky?

The the charmer nobody can resist? The fail-safe, the sure thing, the golden rule.

Here are your best pick up lines.

Will McGowan, First Year, Geography, MarysIMG_1916

“Did you grow up on a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise a cock.”

Ed Hately, Second Year, English, Collingwood

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“If I said I liked your body would you hold it against me?”

Elle Morgan-Williams, First Year, Modern Languages, Castle

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“Why don’t you sit on my knee and we’ll talk about whatever pops up.”

Kirstin Stevely, First Year, Combined Honours, JoBo

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“Fuck me if I’m wrong but is your name *insert random name*”

James Comer, Second Year, Chemistry, Marys

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“Roses are red, violets are violet, you be the cockpit,  I’ll be the pilot.”

Martha Jenkinson, Third Year, Archeology, Aidans

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“I’m not trying to impress you but I’m Batman”

Rosie Minnitt, First Year, History, Van Mildert

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“I don’t need chat up lines- my accents usually work. Australian’s almost always the winner.”

Ihuoma Alichukwu, Postgrad, Cognitive Neuroscience, Hatfield

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“You look like a good cocksucker. Someone actually said that to me.”

Colin Pey, Second Year, Engineering, Grey

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“Did you just fart? Because you’re blowing me away.”

Hannah Broadbent, Postgrad, Cognitive Neuroscience, Cuth’s

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“Are you from Holland? Because AmsterDayum.”

Toby Hackett, First Year, Geography, Hild Bede

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“Hello treacle, Daddy’s got a sweet tooth tonight”