We asked you how long you’ve gone without sex
‘It was a dark fortnight’
Nobody’s a fan of involuntary celibacy. The lonely nights when even Klute can’t help you.
So we asked you: How long have you gone without Marvin Gaye-ing?
Hector Don, First Year, Geography, Mildert“Is this before or after I lost my virginity? After? Ok then probably almost a year.”
Saoirse Walsh, First Year, English and Philosophy, Collingwood“18 years”
Matthew Quinn, Second Year, Geophysics, Cuth’s“Dry spell? Maybe two weeks. It was a dark fortnight”
Laura Hely Hutchinson, Second Year, Music, Collingwood“Like a year. The gay scene here is bad.”
Oliver Baijings, Third Year, Geography, Hild Bede“I think 6 months. Rough times.”
Annie, Fourth Year, Law, Mildert“A year. No comment.”
Tara Bennett, First Year, PPE, Castle“Like a month? I don’t really keep track.”
Rhys Crowley, Third Year, English and Philosophy, Cuth’s“I haven’t had sex since the 20th of September.”