We asked what Oscar you most deserved

No Oscar for going to lectures


With the Oscar’s this weekend we decided to see which category you most deserved to win an Academy Award in. 

Isabella Brown, First Year, Combined Honours, CastleFullSizeRender 9“Best Director: I dictate, men obey.”

Christina Goessman, Second Year, Archeology, TrevsFullSizeRender 4“Best costume design. I always dress well effortlessly and sometimes watch movies just for the dress porn.”

Charlotte Robson, First Year, Combined Honours, HatfieldFullSizeRender 2“Best Story and Screenplay. I’m the ultimate devil’s advocate and tell people what they don’t want to hear. The true storyteller.”

Joe Tomsett, First Year, History and Politics, Aidan’sFullSizeRender 5“Best Sound Editing. I can chat a lot of shit.”

Mina Doherty, Second Year, Law, HatfieldFullSizeRender 3“Best Makeup and Hairstyling. It goes unnoticed in films and mine is always on point.”

Sam Sheehy, First Year, Economics, CollingwoodFullSizeRender 6“Best supporting actor. I don’t need the limelight but I’m always there for the boys.”

Clio Simpson, First Year, Combined Honours, HatfieldFullSizeRender“Best Short Film. I’m short.”

Lioba Fratucello, Second Year, Archeology, Trev’sFullSizeRender 7“Best Foreign Language Film. God this is such a white girl answer – but I love to travel and I’ve been to lots of different places.”

Molly Evans and Ola Wismolar, First Year, Biology, CastleIMG_1870“Ooh let’s make our own one! There should be an Oscar for naming a new species – we would rock that. Like, there was this guy who named a species after the way that snails have sex.”

Lucas Smedley, First Year, Economics, GreyFullSizeRender 11“Best Original Song Score because I am a sMedley.”

Tristan, First Year, Music, ButlerIMG_1872“I don’t deserve one yet but I will win one. I will.”

Imi Wardparsons, First Year, Engineering, CastleFullSizeRender 10“Best Dance Direction. I bust a mean move.”

Connor Slomski, First Year, Physics, Cuth’sFullSizeRender 8

“Wittiest hashtag bants. Just look at me.”