How tragic was your first email address?
Issy“Your email address, the way you come across is the most important part.”
Barclay’s latest LifeSkills advert takes employment advice to a patronisingly low level. Your MSN names may haunt you forever but we’ve grown up and left them far behind.
Connor, 23, Physics
[email protected] – “heyitsmeagain5 was already taken”
Emilie, 18, Classics
[email protected] – “I’m half French and my surname happens to sound like croissant”
Katie, 21, Economics and Philosophy
[email protected] – “I really loved Red Bull”
Kat, 20, Law
[email protected] – “It can’t really get any worse”
Tom, 19, Geography
Jenna, 19, History
[email protected] – “I was a grumpy sheep in my Year 4 school play, I thought it was cool”
Nat, 20, Economics
[email protected] – “I have no idea what was I thinking”
Sophie, 20, English Lit
[email protected] – “I contemplated the edgier versions of Sophie to figure out what would be the coolest”
Your first may have been pretty shocking but no one is stupid enough to put any of these on their CV.
Ben Green
Durham University to introduce specialist support team for freshers rejected from Oxbridge
Caitlin JamesA leaked email explained how eligible students can receive free counselling throughout Michaelmas term
Durham city centre parking space listed for sale on Rightmove for £25,000
Hannah FergusonThere are 133 years left of the St Helens House parking space lease which has not yet sold
Durham student housing plans withdrawn after MP issues warning over policy breaches
Cory BroadbentThe scrapped developments would have seen three student housing blocks built on Clay Lane
HESA 2022/23 report exposes gender and racial pay gaps at Durham University
Eloise JonesThe highest salary band reportedly includes no black staff members
Durham almuna Gabby Logan plans to tell her kids about her affair during university
She asserts that ‘you’re allowed to make bad decisions’
It’s back and it’s only getting wilder… meet the girls competing in Fight Night this weekend!
Watch out: These girls are scarier than your summatives
‘Buying things from Billy B café’: Here’s what Durham Uni students are giving up for lent
Taliah Spencer JacobsWhether you’re quitting skipping lectures or quitting attending, let’s see if you can all commit for 40 days
The fresher’s ultimate guide to Durham’s Facebook culture from a second year student
Alice MartinIs this what Mark Zuckerberg had in mind? I think not
Petition created to save Leazes footbridge after Durham council plan to demolish it
The bridge has been called ‘iconic’
I went to DUCFS, the UK’s biggest student-led charity fashion show right here in Durham
From free drinks to fancy outfits, it does indeed live up to the hype
Durham’s annual inter-collegiate Cheer Competition: A review
Give your cheerleading friends a hug, they need it
Here come the boys: Meet the lads putting it all on the line at Durham Fight Night
Let’s hope they last longer than I did…
Durham Uni ramps up international presence as expenditure on agents increases
Derek WongThe uni aims to make Durham ‘better defined thematically and geographically’
70 per cent of Durham students don’t feel like they have a healthy work-life balance
Olivia ThomasSome students reported studying for 10 hours daily
Seven cocktails to remind you why your exes are in fact exes this Valentine’s Day
Take this as a celebration of your bad decisions…
These are the best places in Durham to hide from your ex this Valentine’s Day
Why do mountains always win at hide and seek? They always peak….
The couple’s yearly connundrum: What to do for Valentine’s Day (Durham edition)
Don’t worry folks, the Tab’s got you covered…
How to spend Valentine’s Day solo in Durham and not lose your mind
Freya HemmingDon’t worry my fellow Durham singletons, we’ve got this…
Durham sport teams forced to apologise for defining ‘nonce’ as homophobic chant
Ellie HuntThe new guidelines stated that homophobic chanting including ‘nonce’ and ‘rent boy’ will not be tolerated
Inside Baby Reindeer star Richard Gadd’s life: The real man who the show is also based on
Emily SmithHe’s a writer on Sex Education
One year on, this is what the cast of Race Across the World series three is up to now
Phoebe KowhaiThe cast all still hang out and refer to each other as best friends
Snowboarding instructor to a pilot: The day jobs of the Race Across the World season four cast
Emma GilesHere’s what they do when they aren’t trekking across Eastern Asia
OMG! Fallout has a real number you can call or text to get a secret easter egg
Harrison BrocklehurstIf you actually ring it, prepare to be terrified
Nose jobs to tattoos: Inside Gypsy Rose Blanchard’s hot girl summer life after break up
She just filed a restraining order against her husband
Top female Hollywood producer declares that Sydney Sweeney ‘is not pretty and can’t act’
Ellie RingShe described her rom-com film, Anyone But You, as ‘unwatchable’
Anton ‘wishes he never went back’ to the Love Island villa and compared it to being in jail
‘I wish I never went back there’
Just five reasons why our spiritual queen Lucinda deserved better on MAFS Australia 2024
Give this woman the world
Here’s how Lucinda from MAFS Australia actually found out about Timothy’s criminal past
‘One mistake doesn’t define who you are today’
Who was Llewellyn Harrison? The man episode six of Baby Reindeer is dedicated to
He had a huge role on the show
Gypsy Rose Blanchard divorced Ryan after a fight over his ‘food hoarding and snoring’
He apparently buys and keeps food in bulk and Gypsy wasn’t feeling it
The plot thickens! Gypsy Rose Blanchard’s husband has now filed a restraining BACK at her
She already issued a restraining order against him and is demanding spousal support
Lucinda and Timothy had to be separated on MAFS Australia after he ‘refused’ to be filmed
And their final picnic lasted just eight minutes
MAFS Australia 2024 couple who made it to final vows and reunion announce shock split
‘The person I chose didn’t choose me’
The first rumoured Love Island 2024 contestant is here and she’s a 19 year old nepo baby
She does look very vibey tbf
Eden says Jayden knew she wasn’t ‘missing’ from homestays and slams him for fake storyline
She was in constant communication with him about her whereabouts
Amazon’s Fallout finally answers mystery fans of the game have wanted to know for years
A gap in the nuclear apocalypse lore has been filled
Prepare to have your head absolutely SPINNING with this viral car optical illusion
Ready to throw my phone out of a window
