Uni asks us to take a nap to find out how we chill

Top academics are asking what exactly “rest” is and are encouraging students to get more of it.

In an effort to reinforce the Dullham stereotype even more, academics have decided to answer the question “what affects our ability to rest?” in keeping with our generation’s obsession with mindfullness – a particular form of nonsense many were forced to do at school.

As if our elderly population and lack of nightclubs weren’t enough, they’re telling us to slow down and take a nap.

This really is the biggest inquest into rest there has ever been. This is a real chance to add something to just being the uni with the most Oxbridge rejects.

Dr Felicity Callard said: “We want to know how people’s life experiences affect their ability to rest. In time, these data might well help us to rethink how work might be re-organised, and how societal interventions might find more creative ways in which to facilitate people’s bodily and mental rest.”

Students everywhere might want to take Dr Callard to Klute to show exactly how activities may stimulate the need to rest.

The team have developed a ‘Rest Test’ featuring people from various professions in order to promote mental health research. Being down with the kids, they’ve come up with an hashtag: #RestTest.

They want to your resting selfies and photos on Twitter apparently, just presumably not in the Billy B.