Best bums: The results 2015

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Durham went to the polls to decide who truly has the rear of the year: and we have the results.

Cheeky Reginald and Meredith clinched the top spot of the boys’ and girls’ best bums.

Dishy Reg scored 27.14 per cent of the lad’s vote while babe Meredith pulled in an impressive 39.97 per cent of the public’s support.

Meredith fought off tough competition for best bum from runner-up Ruth. Their parents will no doubt be very proud.

Reginald battled more arses only to decidedly beat Caspian and Timothy.

Here are your victors.

Reginald – Art History – Chad’s

Reginald

Winner Reginald

Meredith – Reiki – Hatfield

Meredith storms the poll with almost 40%

Champ Meredith

Nearly 5000 of you cast your votes for the number one bum, and now the winners will be awarded with a riding crop and a feather slapper from Durham’s only sex shop, KinkyFlavours.

The runners-up and the winners will be compensated for the days spent perfecting squats in the gym.

Here are your runners-up.

Caspian and Timothy – BSc in Being Top Blokes – Hild Bede

the maddest new age scholars in the north

Ruth, Classical Sciences at Chad’s

Ruth greeting the day

Ruth greeting the day

And relive the other pert entries who didn’t make the cut.

Xavier – Equine Care – John Snow

Xavier

William – Advanced Combat – Grey

William

Walter – Chainsaw Carpentry – Mary’s

Walter

Terence – Clinical Anthropology – Mildert

Terence

Tarquin – Land Economy – Castle

Tarquin

Nigel – Chemical Theology – Collingwood

Nigel

Oscar – Advanced Theatre Studies – John’s

Oscar

Patricia – Geology – Collingwood

Patricia

Rufus – Cocktail Mixology – Hild Bede

Rufus

Judith – Earth Sciences – Van Mildert

Judith

Hugo – Sports Psychology – Trevs

Hugo

Arthur – English and Garden Studies – Hatfield

Arthur

Alistair – Modern Palaeontology – Ustinov

Alistair