We got masses of entries this year, so we decided to stick them all in for you to peruse.
Ladies – there’s still time for you to enter your exit – email a picture to [email protected].
Tarquin – Land Economy – Castle
For Tarquin’s bum, ‘just as much goes in as comes out’
Hugo – Sports Psychology – Trevs
Hugo has survived Klute sober on multiple occasions
Terence – Clinical Anthropology – Mildert
Terence likes long walks on the beach
Reginald – Art History – Chad’s
Reginald is a founding father of DU Handball club, despite not knowing the rules
Nigel – Chemical Theology – Collingwood
Nigel loves Klute
Arthur – English and Garden Studies – Hatfield
Arthur once got into a fight with a Guinea Pig and lost
Xavier – Equine Care – John Snow
Xavier once stole the Queen’s teaspoon
Rufus – Cocktail Mixology – Hild Bede
Rufus once was in the top thousand players worldwide on Mario Kart Wii online
Oscar – Advanced Theatre Studies – John’s
Oscar lost his penis in a freak shark attack
William – Advanced Combat – Grey
‘Like when rearing the Wagyu Beef one buys in Waitrose, to keep this rump mean and lean, my housemates massage, corn-feed and play Chopin to it every evening’
Walter – Chainsaw Carpentry – Mary’s
Walter has a poster of himself on his bedroom wall
Alistair – Modern Palaeontology – Ustinov
Alistair was raised by butterflies
Caspian and Timothy – BSc in Being Top Blokes – Hild Bede
These two describe themselves as ‘the maddest new age scholars in the north’