DURFC 2s Teammates
Tom Blackburn and Bennett Johnson stick it to their 2s teammates before finals day
Name: Bennett Johnson
College: Hild Bede
Position: Lock (when uninjured)
Best Trainer – T. Spencer – Leading by example. An inspiration to all of us with his dedication.
Worst Trainer – J. Kelleher – Saturday morning hungover gym shapes
Most skilful – N. Lytollis – Weaving his way through defences like a green mamba in the jungle.
Best Bant – Don't want to give this to him, but Dudgeon can be pretty funny at times. (I'm up there)
Strongest – Blackers. That man is a machine when it comes to pumping iron.
Fastest – Fred Bowles no doubt would win in a 100m sprint.
Brightest – David wood
Dimmest – Chris Hughes
Worst Lid – Chris Hughes.
Worst Dress sense – Chris Hughes – You get the picture
Worst Dancer – Liam Gwyne thinks he has extraordinary shapes. Very much mistaken . . .
And: Who has the biggest tackle? – Stout.
Best Trainer? – Bennet Johnson, so dull. Americans.
Worst Trainer? – Chris Hughes, so lazy!
Most Skilful? – Jamie Thornton (prop!)
Best Bant? – Tom Spencer, this is such an enormous sausage!
Strongest? – Ben Waistell, inbred from Exmouth.
Fastest? – James Lo, when he catches it is electric.
Brightest? – James Lo again. 5 A's at A-Level, that is strong!
Dimmest? – Chris Hughes, Durhams worst masters student?
Worst Lid? – Chris Hughes, De la Pweb.
Worst Dress Sense? – Liam Gywnne, outdated gears, but not the cool sort.
Worst Dancer? – Bobby Beaumont. He just grinds.
And: Who has the biggest tackle? – Josh Payne and Joe Kelleher