Love is a drug

With ‘V’ day having recently passed, the fact that you’re single and alone is firmly embedded in your mind. We get it – you’re desperate.

One lass, however, has taken ‘girl-crazy’ to another level. During a hundred-or-so text barrage to a guy called Kevin, JJ has very coherently illustrated #whatnottodo. Check out the video.

So girls [and guys], when you’re next desperately keen to send an embarrassingly pleading drunken text to a former squeeze, remember these 10 Commandments:

1 – Do not send more than 1 text. Just don’t do it.

2 – Do not let them know you care – he doesn’t care that it’s made you cry.

3 – Do not admit that you are “messed up”. How is that at all attractive?

4 – Do not send fake texts, implying it was for someone else.

5 – If you slip up on Number 4, never admit to it.

6 – Do not go to his house to explain yourself if he doesn’t reply to your texts.

7 – Do not wait for him at his house.

8 – Do not tell him how you want to reenact a romantic movie scene, even if it’s from the Notebook.

9 – Do not bring up their ex. And their breakup.

10 – If you really cannot fight the text-trigger finger consider getting rid of your phone, or just never showing your face in public again.

Chances are, if you text a guy/girl, and they don’t respond – he’s probably just not that into you.

Have some self-respect and go pick up a randomer in Klute.