Sport Stereotype: A member of DULTC

THE ONE brings you this week’s sport stereotype, your typical Team Durham tennis player…

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Most likely to spend their time: Filling up their racket bag with racket frames to bulk it up that extra bit more.

Most likely to be wearing: Nadal’s newest Nike number

Most likely to be eating: Bite sized chunks of banana.

Most likely to be drinking: “Deuce” (tennis bants) – Robinsons naturally.

Most likely college to be in: Wherever Team Durham places them.

Most likely to be reading: Alex Salmond’s proposal for independence, praying we don’t have to call Andy one of us any more.

Most likely item to grab in a fire: An overpriced reel of string.

Most likely chat up line: ‘I mainly play singles but am happy to give mixed foursomes a go’

Most likely to get away with: Grunting in bed.

Most likely school to have attended: A Eastern European one.

Most likely relationship status: Single (with a constant ‘Tim Henman’.)

Most likely to be out on a: Wednesday, haplessly trying to integrate with other sports club socials

Most likely place to be found on a night out: Lurking in the Love Shack tramlines

Most likely quote: ‘You CANNOT be serious!’

Most likely song to have on their IPOD: Hello by Martin Solveig.

Most likely to be studying: For a masters.

Most likely to refuse to: Be part of a team.

Most likely to be kicked out of the club for: Serving up shit chat.