Sport Stereotype: A member of DULTC
THE ONE brings you this week’s sport stereotype, your typical Team Durham tennis player…
Most likely to spend their time: Filling up their racket bag with racket frames to bulk it up that extra bit more.
Most likely to be wearing: Nadal’s newest Nike number
Most likely to be eating: Bite sized chunks of banana.
Most likely to be drinking: “Deuce” (tennis bants) – Robinsons naturally.
Most likely college to be in: Wherever Team Durham places them.
Most likely to be reading: Alex Salmond’s proposal for independence, praying we don’t have to call Andy one of us any more.
Most likely item to grab in a fire: An overpriced reel of string.
Most likely chat up line: ‘I mainly play singles but am happy to give mixed foursomes a go’
Most likely to get away with: Grunting in bed.
Most likely school to have attended: A Eastern European one.
Most likely relationship status: Single (with a constant ‘Tim Henman’.)
Most likely to be out on a: Wednesday, haplessly trying to integrate with other sports club socials
Most likely place to be found on a night out: Lurking in the Love Shack tramlines
Most likely quote: ‘You CANNOT be serious!’
Most likely song to have on their IPOD: Hello by Martin Solveig.
Most likely to be studying: For a masters.
Most likely to refuse to: Be part of a team.
Most likely to be kicked out of the club for: Serving up shit chat.