Absolutely Stereotypical
The ubiquitous chaps at Absolute Life go under the Durham One spotlight…
The next installment of Durham Stereotypes: Rate 1 if you think this is balderdash, 5 if you've met this person!
Most likely to spend their time: Wiping their arse with £50 notes
Most likely to be wearing: a smug grin
Most likely to be eating: out some impressionable fresher
Most likely to be drinking: free ‘champagne’
Most likely to be watching: The Sopranos
Most likely to be reading: ‘How to polish a turd’ by Simon Cowell
Most likely item to grab in a fire: Their Absolute Life card and some loose change (£200)
Most likely chat up line: *points at crotch*
Most likely to get away with: daylight robbery
Most likely hashtag: #WAL (We Are Legends)
Most likely relationship status: Open (in their eyes)
Most likely to be out on a: Silly question really…
Most likely place to be found on a night out: Counting money somewhere
Most likely quote: ‘I only queue for Subway’
Most likely song to have on their IPOD: The Godfather theme tune
Most likely to be studying: Alchemy
Most likely to refuse to: know that they’re born
Most likely to be kicked out of the club for:N/A