Sport Stereotype: Womens Lacrosse
Here is the next instalment of sports stereotypes: the girls LAX player. As ever, we have our stereotype rater at the bottom. Rate 5 if you’ve met this person, 1 if you think it’s balderdash.
The OneMost likely to spend their time: pretending they’re playing sport
Most likely to be wearing: a gumshield
Most likely to be reading: Ludwig Wittgenstein’s Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus (sausage…)
Most likely item to grab in a fire: Their hair straighteners, because they started the fire.
Most likely chat up line: ‘But Lax is a real sport’
Most likely relationship status: Taken (‘but LAX comes first’)
Most likely school to have attended: any school where door handles are prohibited.
Most likely to be out on a: Simple. Wednesday.
Most likely place to be found on a night out: sweating on the d-floor (exercise is exercise)
Most likely song to have on their iPod: motivational speech recorded by Daddy
Most likely to be studying: they’re not really sure
Most likely college to be in: Cuths
Most likely to be eating: not much
Most likely to be drinking: not much
Most likely to refuse to: give head (calories)
Most likely to be kicked out of the club for: boring the bouncer
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