You have spoken: Here’s how to get 65 per cent off Alton Towers tickets all June

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Our new discount site has been running for nearly two months and out of everything you all seem crazy for Alton Towers??? Aren’t you supposed to be shoulder deep in textbooks and turning into a library-gremlin by now?

Seriously, I was not expecting Alton Towers to be the 2019 version of Ferris Bueller’s day off. But, since it so clearly is, here’s how to do it the student-budget friendly way – with over half price off tickets for the whole of June. Now you only have to spend £20 for a day ticket, rather than the ridiculous price of FIFTY-SIX ENGLISH POUNDS.

So, if you desperately need a break from revision or want somewhere to let off some steam after your last exam, here’s how to do it:

Step 1: Click here

Step 2: Login with your student email address

Step 3: Click on “Student Offer June – one day pass” on the Alton Tower’s discount store

Step 4: Stock up on sick bags and anti-nausea tablets for the rollercoasters

It’s that easy. No 2,500-word essays or three-hour exams – just four steps between you and freedom.

Let the screaming commence.

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