Coventry Clubbers of the Week: Week nine
Have you made it?
Angela CrockerAnother week, another lot of clubbers to shame in this week's Coventry Clubbers of the Week. As it gets closer to deadlines we bring you another article to distract you from the impending stress. Thank us later for the procrastination material.
Plus, this very material may even feature some of your friends or even yourself to remind you of your awful drunk antics from the other night. Pray that you asked the photographer for that second photo, because we all know the first is gonna be hideous.
Squad of the week
Love the legs hun
Runners up
Imagine if you didn't spill your entire drink down you
Best dressed clubbers
We love a running theme (literally?)
Runners up
Sucks to be the one who didn't get the memo
Cutest couple
Adorbs
Most prepared clubbers
Literally everyone was ready for this. Expertly posed
Saddest clubber of the week
It's okay, life isn't always this rough
Photobomb of the week
Never seen such a sad looking floating head
Fails of the week
How dare you ruin such a good photo, middle guy
Literally none of you are looking at the camera
Strangest snaps of the week
Is this a club photo or a shit album cover?
Runners up
Why… no shirts… no shirts at all?
Did not expect a penis straw to make it all the way to the club tbh
Loneliest clubbers
Guess he wasn't cool enough to fit onto the chair
Most shocked clubbers
Guy in the back just had a really big sneeze comin'
Coventry University will use AI to teach business because course ‘isn’t worth the time’
Francesca EkeA leaked email explained that the initiative will allow lecturers to focus on more ‘beneficial’ work
Coventry Uni becomes the first uni to allow students to use ChatGPT in exams
Pieter SnepvangersThe university has said students should harness the potential of the software
Coventry medical students helped man who had a seizure on the side of the road
Christopher TangThe two students helped the man before emergency services were called
The dates for all 18 days of strike action at Coventry University have been announced
These are the biggest university strikes in history
Confirmed: The first day of strike action at Coventry University is in just two weeks time
Phoebe KowhaiStrikes will begin on February 1st
Coventry University staff to walkout for almost three weeks of teaching in next two months
The 18 days of strike action are part of the biggest ever university strikes
Firefighters called to put out pan fire at city-centre Coventry student accommodation
Three fire engines came to tackle the blaze on Corporation Street
The Coventry Tab is looking for new writers and we want you!
Our open meeting is next week and you don’t need any experience
Jaspreet Lehil
Coventry University announces students can get an 80 per cent refund on uni halls
Laura WilliamsCUSU is requesting for this to be increased
Symptom free tests to be mandatory for students who have face-to-face lectures
Negative results need to be received before classes
Kira Mitchell
Lilian Darteh
Coventry set for Tier 3 restrictions next week: Here’s how it affects students
It’s the highest set of coronavirus restrictions
Daniel Clemson
I was cancelled after being falsely accused of racism by another student
Barney Schneider was assumed to be the culprit of a racist video, but he was innocent
Charlotte Cooley
Here’s a quick peek in Coventry Black History that you might not have known about
In celebration of Black History Month
Everything Jack O’Connell has been up to since breaking all our hearts as Cook in Skins
Rebecca MurphyHe’s now starring in the new Amy Winehouse biopic Back To Black
From absolute legends to losers, the definitive ranking of Coachella’s biggest headliners
Aaron EdwardsThere’s been the best of shows, there’s been the worst of shows
Emily Smith
Tori has finally spilled what her friendship status is now with the other MAFS Australia girls
Harrison Brocklehurst‘What those girls did to me was not friendship’
Madeleine complains that her MAFS Australia edit made her look like a ‘batsh*t crazy b*tch’
The psychic medium said that producers ‘pushed on a relationship topic that she didn’t want to go into’
MAFS Australia bride says groom broke up with her ‘out of the blue’ and won’t reply to her
‘He won’t reply to me. He hasn’t replied’
A body language expert says Jack and Tori are lying about having sex on MAFS Australia
‘Do I think they had proper sex? No’
Everything Eden and Jayden have been up to since their messy run on MAFS Australia
Apparently they broke up FOUR TIMES after filming finished
This is why everyone thinks Taylor Swift’s song thanK you aIMee is about Kim Kardashian
The title literally spells out KIM!!
All the savage Matty Healy lyrics Taylor Swift sings on The Tortured Poets Department
‘They shake their heads and say God help her when I tell them he’s my man’
Richard Gadd speaks about how similar Baby Reindeer’s Martha actually is to his real stalker
She did actually send him over 41,071 emails and leave 350 hours of voicemails
Student at £43,000 a year private school ‘smashed the skulls’ of two students with hammer
The 17-year-old also tried to kill a teacher in ‘horrific attack’
Ellie Ring
What have Timothy and Lucinda been up to since their MAFS Australia 2024 homestay fight?
They’re still besties!
Here’s where to watch Richard Gadd next if you’re obsessed with Netflix’s Baby Reindeer
He’s in a police show with Stephen Graham!
Digs at Davide to Lorraine Kelly drama: What Ekin-Su has been up to since Celeb Big Brother
Iona MacRobertShe’s been in the headlines a lot lately
After their tense homestay, are Jack and Tori still together after MAFS Australia 2024?
I need answers immediately
Yikes! A snippet of Taylor Swift’s new album has allegedly leaked and people are SLATING it
‘We declared Charlie Puth should be a bigger artist’ is an actual lyric
Inside the life of Walton Goggins, the Fallout ghoul everyone is weirdly crushing on
Lily ColdstreamYes, it’s possible to thirst after a man who looks like a carved pumpkin