Kasbah is genuinely giving away sex robots this Friday
No, we’re not kidding
Kasbah always do the absolute most to be as extra as possible – but now they've really stepped up their game.
The reason behind this is because apparently it's Single Awareness Day this Friday, so Kasbah are celebrating in their very own Kasbah way, by reminding every single person how pathetically alone we actually are.
On Friday, February 16th, one lucky guy and gal in attendance at Kasbah's Kinky Friday club night have the chance to win a sex robot.
Though their Facebook lacks details, we’re pretty certain anyone drunk enough and single enough to genuinely try and win one of these things will be willing to undergo some serious public degradation. What competitions will be held for this glorious prize? Bobbing for dildos? Ride a mechanical bull shaped like a penis? Pin the dick on the donkey?
Coming from a club that have hosted sex toy treasure hunts and pole dancing competitions, we really don't know what to expect anymore.