Alright stop, collaborate and listen, the Clubbers are back for a brand new Week

Killin your brain like a poisonous mushroom

It’s time someone said it – Gordon Ramsay deserves a knighthood


Who is legitimately the poshest person in Made In Chelsea? An investigation

I mean it’s obviously not Ryan Libbey is it

There is only one viable candidate for UK Prime Minister, and his name is Louis Theroux

His money don’t jiggle jiggle, it folds

We can tell how posh you are based on your controversial British food opinions

Only one question is about what you order at Greggs

Binge watching Netflix could potentially be good for you, so there’s no need to feel guilty anymore

Better start Girlboss then I suppose

Don’t slate the NUS, it’s the perfect platform to fight anti-Semitism

As a Jewish NUS member, I’ve seen their work tackling hate crime first hand

We’re looking for Britain’s worst, most classic tattoo

Tag a mate who’s made some terrible, terrible mistakes

Clubbers of the week: The Easter weekend hometown club special

This is better than any chocolate egg so I’m glad you didn’t get me one mum

This is what £600 a month rent would get you in different UK locations

Guess I’m moving to North Wales then

‘I’ve got my eye on Toff’: A chat with Made In Chelsea new boy Sam Prince

We spoke to Jamie’s intern about his partying habits and penchant for blondes

My experience on Spice, the drug being blamed for a UK ‘zombie epidemic’

‘I hadn’t screamed this loud since I still believed in monsters under the bed’

This grad job will literally pay you to travel the world and take pictures

Stops include the Taj Mahal and Christ The Redeemer

The biggest fights in Made In Chelsea history, ranked by drama

Yes, the one where Millie slaps Spencer is in here

It’s time we stopped pretending grammar schools aren’t backward and elitist

They might get you the grades you need, but at the cost of your mental health

I tried to get drunk off alcoholic Easter eggs

Yes, one of them was G&T flavoured

Don’t fear impending death, vote for the best clubbers of the WHOLE TERM instead!

His grip is icy, but these clubbers are feisty

People who hate going to the gym are more intelligent, according to a recent study

Ah so that’s the reason