Bake Off is making us all fat: A theory

It’s bringing on premature winter weight

Take this quiz if you think you’re a Gossip Girl expert


Important: Which accent is the sexiest?

Well it’s not going to be Birmingham, is it

The trials and tribulations you’ll understand if you’ve been a Starbucks barista

You forget what it’s like to enjoy Christmas

Freshers are coming! The last hurrah of the hometown clubbers of the week

A tale of misery and woe

This is the reason you always get a nervous tummy before a night out

For the sake of fun people, this has to stop

A thorough, detailed investigation into where the Made In Chelsea cast went to uni

They didn’t all go to Leeds, you know.

The new £10 isn’t suitable for vegetarians, and beer, bagels and phones aren’t either

It’s time to reassess your life

Very important questions the rest of the world has for drunk British people

We’re not okay

A tribute to Louella Michie, the North London girl who was friends with everyone

‘She had such a dope, individual style’

The kinda fit young one, and all the other types of teacher you definitely had at your British secondary school

Like the one you started a petition against lol

We asked Americans to guess if British slang meant ‘drunk’ or ‘sex’, and their answers were hilarious

‘You know, this kind of dumb slang is why y’all are no longer a global superpower’

Things you’ll only understand if you’re the queen of half-relationships

He’s your boyfriend, but he doesn’t know it yet

Someone has finally pointed out how weird the shit Brits put in sandwiches is

It’s not natural

How many balloons are too many? We asked an expert how bad NOS actually is for you

It acts in a similar way to ketamine apparently

Enjoy feeling clean looking at these muddy clubbers of Bestival 2017

Okay not everyone is that dirty but SOME are

The reality of being a Jewish student at uni

‘Oh, but you don’t look Jewish?’