We went to the Dreamboys strip show and all we can say is OMG
Spoiler alert – No Channing Tatum
Have you ever wondered what goes on when you go to a male strip club? Luckily we went and found out. All of us were very naive walking in to this experience so we've decided to give everyone the low down on how a night at the Dreamboys plays out. I will have to mention SPOILER ALERT as there were A LOT of surprises throughout the evening. So, where on earth do you begin?
I think it's safe to say we should've drank a whole lot more beforehand. Drinks are quite pricey inside the venue and on a student budget, we did end up watching the show somewhat sober. Tip: Just drink up before you go everyone.
Personally, I never thought I would ever step foot into a 'gentleman's entertainment club' this early in my life but here I was with stripping men in front of me and photos of naked women behind me. You do begin to question how on Earth this became part of your uni experience.
SO MANY HENS
Obviously, the first thing you think of when you plan a Hen Do is STRIPPERS. So we weren't shocked to find that we might possibly have been the only non-hen group there that evening. But they definitely looked like they were having the time of their lives.
Also, a big shoutout to the two old ladies in the front row, sipping beer out the bottle and whooping at all the impressionable young men, we all want to be like you when we're older.
Finally the moment you're all actually reading this article for, we saw willies and a lot of them.
One of the team even mentioned having to go to church the next morning to repent her sins, if that gives you any indication of how the show played out.
We don't want to give too much away but as the night went on we were all mentally preparing for the grand finale.
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Without spoiling too much of the fun or the magic, it was a complete experience to say the least. There's just not other way to describe the night. I will point out that this is no Magic Mike, it was definitely more stripping than dancing.
But, there's worse ways to spend your Saturday night than watching a few willies flying around the place. And make sure you expect this because we didn't and OMG.
The Dreamboys are in Cardiff until December this year.