Cast your vote for Cardiff’s most eligible Bachelor: Round 1
Try to keep your screams to a minimum.
The nominations for Cardiff’s most eligible bachelor have been pouring in but now it’s time for you to choose the fittest of the fit. Let’s see the first wave of bachelors.
Dan Mullis, 1st year Economics
(guy on the right).
How do you feel about being nominated?
“I feel like I’m gonna get roasted by my mates.”
Best story of being single (i.e funniest one night stand, date, etc.)
Once cleaned our whole flat kitchen and cooked a whole roast chicken because a girl gave him blue balls and he didn’t know what to do with himself.
Describe the nominee in 3 words
Well endowed, rich.
Describe the nominee’s ideal partner in 3 words
Drunk, horny, smiley.
Best chat up line
“I’m a gift from God… wanna be baptised ;)”
Describe the nominee’s perfect date
Crazy Golf.
Favourite dating app
Tinder.
Dafydd O’Leary, 2nd year Economics and Finance
How do you feel about being nominated?
“Hmmm, I think it’s apt. I think I personify the bachelor life.”
Best story of being single (i.e funniest one night stand, date, etc.)
Had to search through Instagram to find the name of the girl he lost his virginity to.
Describe the nominee in 3 words
Tall, loving, funny (occasionally).
Describe the nominee’s ideal partner in 3 words
Fit, as, fuck.
Best chat up line
Sorry for the delay, I was just complaining to Spotify as to why you weren’t on their Hottest Singles of the week.
Describe the nominee’s perfect date
Pint at the Woodville.
Favourite dating app
Tinder.
Sam Topley, 2nd year Business and Management
How do you feel about being nominated?
“I’m a little embarrassed but very happy.”
Best story of being single (i.e funniest one night stand, date, etc.)
After meeting a girl on a night out in freshers, he went back to her tally north flat and got asked her name. When he couldn’t give an answer to that question she kicked him out. But he couldn’t not find the way out confusing tally north so had to go back to the crying girls room to ask her. Then for some reason decided to leave his shoes outside the flat. Don’t know why.
Describe the nominee in 3 words
Funny, gymlad, lifeguard.
Describe the nominee’s ideal partner in 3 words
Petite, side parting, stunning.
Best chat up line
“Hi I’m Sam, what’s your name….. I bet you’re so smart and clumsy”.
Describe the nominee’s perfect date
Winter Wonderland.
Favourite dating app
Tinder.
Fergal McArdle, 2nd year Ancient History
(Fergal can rock a glow stick headband).
How do you feel about being nominated?
“It’s pretty exciting, just hope the fame doesn’t change me and I can stay humble. Big shout out to the boys for not being intimidated and still treating me like the regular bloke I am.”
Best story of being single (i.e funniest one night stand, date, etc.)
Almost having a threesome whilst on tour with his best mate but chickening our at the last minute.
Describe the nominee in 3 words
Tall, funny, surprisingly alright guy. (5 is the new 3)
Describe the nominee’s ideal partner in 3 words
Cute, outgoing, cheerleader.
Best chat up line
“Do you know Fergal?”
Describe the nominee’s perfect date
Cocktails and good chat.
Favourite dating app
Tinder.
Callum Bradshaw, 3rd year Politics
How do you feel about being nominated?
“In short, very impressed but equally surprised.”
Best story of being single (i.e funniest one night stand, date, etc.)
Too many to pick from.
Describe the nominee in 3 words
“Tall, dark, and handsome”.
Describe the nominee’s ideal partner in 3 words
Smart, brunette, funny.
Best chat up line
“You must be tired as you’ve been running through my mind all day”.
Describe the nominee’s perfect date
Netflix and chill, without the Netflix.
Favourite dating app
Tinder.