It’s that time again and here are our classic clubbers of the week

They fell from the sixth floor

One woman believes she wouldn’t have been raped if university employees had received specialised training

The rugby team hope it will bring a ‘fresh start’ to the club

Students in the School of Mathematics were told ‘strong action’ will take place if this happens again

One rugby player is repeatedly hit so hard by a crutch that it eventually bends

One student was allegedly hit over the head with a glass

‘Showering in such an unsafe and public area put the girls in such a vulnerable position’

The university and the twins’ father are urging fashion industries to embrace adaptable fashion

He has also been invited back to complete his Master’s degree

That reminds me, where is my vape?

Members of the Psychology Rugby Club wore a costume of white vests and cans of Stella Artois

The SU’s statement condemns the act but praises the overall student response

Some students took the empty club as an opportunity to pour themselves pints

If Lexie doesn’t get awarded a degree, I’ll be throwing hands

She is now calling for a wider NHS criteria for people to get publicly-funded wheelchairs

Similar, more specific courses such as MA Visual Journalism will remain

Applications close May 7th

Not her supervisor’s name being Ken!