Cardiff’s Most Eligible Bachelor of 2016
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The results are in, and we can finally reveal to you the moment everyone’s been waiting for.
The winner of Cardiff’s Most Eligible Bachelor 2016 goes to…
Chemistry 2nd year Harry is The Tab Cardiff’s Most Eligible Bachelor of 2016. With his favourite hobbies including third wheeling, rest can be assured that Harry will no longer be lonely and wanting someone to spend £100 on dinners for.
We decided to ask Harry some questions about his newly found fame.
So firstly, why do you think you’re so desirable?
I think people just feel sorry for me, I get the sympathy vote. Other than that I’m a big baller from Pembrokeshire.
How are you planning to celebrate?
Gonna have a fat off curry with the lads and hit up retros to try and lose that final 25%
Could you ever imagine this would happen to you?
Yes. I’m so eligible.
Do you think it will change you as a person?
I don’t think it will change me, but hopefully it’ll change my love life.
How are you going to deal with the pressure of your bachelordom every time you grace clubs with your presence?
I’ll let the guys part and girls can flood to me.
What’s your advice to any hopeful bachelors out there?
Just keep 25% back because you never know when you may need it.
Describe your perfect partner.
I like my women like I like the lash: cheap, open and free before 11.
Would you go on a date with the most eligible bachelorette (once they are announced)?
I’d have to wait for my next student loan as I’ve spent my £100 on a date this semester already.
Winner winner, but no chicken dinner.