People who ruin Predrinks
Predrinks are brilliant. They are the pre-bit to further drinking which also involves drinking.
Unfortunately, there are some people who make pres shit. Here is a list of a few people who do just that.
1. The one who turns up early
Let’s face it, there’s nothing worse than some eager beaver turning up before you’ve shit-shower-shaved, let alone thrown clothes on and made your face look presentable. They sit there watching you, making you increasingly uncomfortable, whilst getting drunk, without you, as you clearly can’t do eye makeup whilst inebriated.
2. The one who shows off during ‘I Have Never’
If you’re one of these people please do take some time to re-evaluate your life. Ok so you’ve had a threesome, and shagged a lecturer in a supply cupboard, and been arrested for slapping the arse of a policewoman, and been in hospital three times this week for over-drinking, and did your coursework the hour before it was due and still got a first. We don’t give a shit.
3. Alternatively, the one who shares too much during ‘I Have Never’
That one so-called ‘friend’ who takes the liberty of sharing your deepest darkest most embarrassing secrets with the entire world. They tend to give a little warning by looking at you and smirking as the dreaded words come out – not enough warning to leave the country however. Hilarious for everyone else. Not so much for you. There is a boundary people.
4. The hysterical mess
Peaks too early, gets upset, starts uncontrollably crying and nothing anyone does will help. This leaves the people caring for said person miserable and sober and feeling like terrible friends when they leave them to go out. Yay.
5. The person who turns up with no alcohol then steals everyone else’s
“BringYourOwnBooze” – the sacred unwritten rule of predrinks. If you choose to ignore said rule everyone will (begrudgingly) offer you some of theirs. Just know that you probably won’t be invited to pres again and everyone will bad-mouth you once you’ve left.