What to do when you don’t get onto a grad scheme
When all else fails, the Tab is here to inspire your next career move
Father to children to who bare a less than familial resemblance and for the fairer sex everyone knows milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
Daytime TV star
Get an ASBO, start a fight with the neighbours and sleep with your sibling’s spouse. Who knows if you appear on Jeremy Kyle enough perhaps you’ll get your own show?
If you usually end a night out missing items of clothing, why not get paid for you time and shake it to make it.
Ever photocopied your bum? Welcome to the world of office assistants, ability to tell age of milk is also preferable.
Reality TV star
Practice your p’s and q’s and hang out in Chelsea for long enough and you’ll rub shoulders with the MIC cast or at least walk through the back of a shot. If you’re too orange for that there’s always The Valleys or TOWIE.