What to do when you don’t get onto a grad scheme
When all else fails, the Tab is here to inspire your next career move
Father to children to who bare a less than familial resemblance and for the fairer sex everyone knows milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
Daytime TV star
Get an ASBO, start a fight with the neighbours and sleep with your sibling’s spouse. Who knows if you appear on Jeremy Kyle enough perhaps you’ll get your own show?
If you usually end a night out missing items of clothing, why not get paid for you time and shake it to make it.
Ever photocopied your bum? Welcome to the world of office assistants, ability to tell age of milk is also preferable.
Reality TV star
Practice your p’s and q’s and hang out in Chelsea for long enough and you’ll rub shoulders with the MIC cast or at least walk through the back of a shot. If you’re too orange for that there’s always The Valleys or TOWIE.
‘This has been a difficult time for both staff and students’
The alleged organiser has been reported for breaching covid regulations
Scaling will occur in cases of ‘unexplained variation’
The university asked her to stand down after the comments she made
You will need to have applied for remote study
“Talybont is better at keeping people out than the capitol security”
‘Young people have had a particularly challenging time’
He died after being released from police custody
If we can’t laugh, we cry
She calls her students ‘ridiculous’ for sharing petitions about no detriment policies
This excludes health and practical based programmes
It could be used to combat COVID-19
Ministers do not see ‘much headroom for change’
A surge of cases caused an immediate lockdown
‘Oh My Christ Mick, I’ve forgotten my mask again!’
nah someone genuinely got a sheep?
Please, please don’t let it be Coburn!!
The new lockdown restrictions will be harsh for the next few months
Christmas plans are reduced to Christmas Day instead of the 5 day period previously promised
And yet the Russell Group says that safety net policies aren’t ‘necessary’ this year
The Duke and Duchess’ castle is worth £200million in real life
‘It took me five years to get an endometriosis diagnosis’
Brb just driving to 505
Sorry in advance if the answer is no x
Are you headed for the Drag Race Hall of Fame or sashaying away in week one?
Of course Wendy is here
A six year old girl helped pick him out of a police line up
Soz if you get Yasmin x
Ok, the nightmares are real
Soon may the wellerman come!
It’s the hotel where the Night Stalker stayed during his killing spree
And in real life the killer stayed in the hotel from AHS: Hotel
She hired two lawyers to check for plagiarism
Lady Whistledown has some gossip, and it’s all about you
Honestly, the memes are enough to make me break down
I will spend the rest of my days enjoying these
Going to Dubai for a holiday during lockdown is not essential and I’m sick of seeing it