Website Of The Week: Two YouTube Videos And A Motherfucking Crossfader
Become a DJ. Not a very good DJ, but a DJ.
Too nerdy to be a real DJ? Don’t really get the whole decks and vinyl thing? We’ve found the answer.
The premise is simple enough. Two YouTube Videos And A Motherfucking Crossfader features two Youtube videos and a motherfucking crossfader.
Still don’t geddit?
It turns your web browser into a rudimentary DJ setup.
Literally, you search for two songs, press play and cross fade between them. It even lets you save your tunes, so you can bring them out on special occasions (like Christmas). If you’re going for a yuletide performance, click the party button in the bottom right hand corner, and everything (that’s right, everything) will get a whole lot jazzier.
Clear your schedules, chaps. You’ve got some DJing to do.
They are collecting donations outside Locos on 23rd January
‘This has been a difficult time for both staff and students’
The organiser has been reported for breaching Covid regulations
Scaling will occur in cases of ‘unexplained variation’
The university asked her to stand down after the comments she made
You will need to have applied for remote study
“Talybont is better at keeping people out than the capitol security”
‘Young people have had a particularly challenging time’
He died after being released from police custody
If we can’t laugh, we cry
She calls her students ‘ridiculous’ for sharing petitions about no detriment policies
This excludes health and practical based programmes
It could be used to combat COVID-19
Ministers do not see ‘much headroom for change’
A surge of cases caused an immediate lockdown
‘Oh My Christ Mick, I’ve forgotten my mask again!’
nah someone genuinely got a sheep?
Please, please don’t let it be Coburn!!
The new lockdown restrictions will be harsh for the next few months
Several left my form on read and one blocked me
How much of your day do you spend in bed?
I will never get over Veronica Green’s transformation
Gretchen or no one
He gaslights, manipulates and love-bombs Kelly
Christine is married to a surgeon, so I’ll pretend to be surprised by how different she looks
Wow what a crazy coincidence
I didn’t know I needed this until now
Organisers will still be fined £10,000
Nothing is worse than the legal eagle
How is Veronic Green the oldest ?!!
I just wanna know how Mary has all those houses
I hope there’s plenty of the Duke in this one
This is the hard scientific proof we needed
She died in 2019 when filming for the show began
No, the winter Islanders are not included
I think maybe he means it’s seventh or even eighth best?
One day I was really really really really sad 😿
Oh to have one of these trust funds
Hopefully you’ll virtually impress your course crush!
‘I’ve lost a lot of opportunities just because of lockdown’