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Girton Spring Ball 2014

WILL HEILPERN thoroughly enjoys a superb party, filled with considered decadence and touching subtlety

DO ONE DAVID WILLETTS: Cambridge students tell Uni minister to ‘Fuck Off’

Controversial Tory Uni Minister David Willetts has been told to ‘Fuck Off’ by students at the Cambridge Union Society this evening.

Uni says Pad Bye to Dojo’s Noodle Bar

Plans are underway to axe the cult noodle bar in favour of new graduate accomodation.

CUSU, no one wants you!

Apathy towards student politics has reached an all-time high in Cambridge, as most of the positions in this year’s CUSU elections aren’t even contested.

RAG Blind Date: LIVE

Stay tuned with all the action from Cambridge’s biggest love-in: RAG Blind Date.

Why Lent is my favourite term

Lent term is a monster of modern times. It is big, fat and has a dissertation at the end of it. Some masochists amongst us have learned to love it, however…

Cocaine Found In The Cambridge Union!

Coke, stock, and two smoking nostrils: we found cocaine in the Cambridge Union!

The Lent 2014 Prophecy

Worried about returning to Cambridge? Don’t be. According to BEN DALTON this is the term where you become God.

Who I Would Burn on Bonfire Night

It’s chilly, it’s dark, and we’re all about to burn a man who very nearly put a stop to all of our fun with a few barrels of gunpowder. But why should Guy get all the attention? Here are some alternatives for evils of which of society should tonight be purged…

A Series of Unfortunate Cambridge Summers

Two sociopathic goats, detainment in prison, forced circumcision and reincarnation as a Heian warrior… No, this is not the plot to the next instalment of Game of Thrones. This is a series of unfortunate Cambridge summers.

Boris St. Johnson Breaks His Silence

Boris St. Johnson speaks out about his controversial three years at Cambridge…

Dalai Lama To Visit Cambridge

The Dalai Lama will continue his tradition of visiting Cambridge every twenty years with a trip to the university next weekend.

UL To Archive Every UK Website…Ever!

Tweets, Facebook posts and billions of web pages will be forever preserved by the UL, as of today.

Interview: Rob Rouse

WILL HEILPERN talks to stand-up comedian and ex-Geography teacher ROB ROUSE about urban ducks, his ‘radical feminism’ and the purpose of comedy.