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I’d rather be at any other Uni than Cambridge

Cambridge is shit. Let’s stop kidding ourselves

Tab Tries: Chat Roulette

NICK SINCLAIR adds some serious spice to his browsing history…

Manc Wank Prank

Another Uni has been added to the list of not-so-subtle masturbators. Lovely.

How To Cure A Hangover

Hungover? Fear not. RUBY CONGJIANG WANG and her team of human guinea pigs are here to help.

Agony Aunt: The Pursuit Of Sexual Satisfaction.

L&L deal with some students whose sexual needs are causing problems. Amusing problems. Amusing problems L&L then solve with an equally amusing answer.

Durham Students Warned to Stop Masturbating in Showers

Durham students have received letters asking them not to masturbate in their college showers.

Review: Varsity

THE TAB takes an unbiased look at why Varsity remains Cambridge’s best student paper.