Wank

Why masturbation is good for you

Because feeling yourself is the best

I’d rather be at any other Uni than Cambridge

Cambridge is shit. Let’s stop kidding ourselves

Tab Tries: Chat Roulette

NICK SINCLAIR adds some serious spice to his browsing history…

Manc Wank Prank

Another Uni has been added to the list of not-so-subtle masturbators. Lovely.

How To Cure A Hangover

Hungover? Fear not. RUBY CONGJIANG WANG and her team of human guinea pigs are here to help.

Agony Aunt: The Pursuit Of Sexual Satisfaction.

L&L deal with some students whose sexual needs are causing problems. Amusing problems. Amusing problems L&L then solve with an equally amusing answer.

Durham Students Warned to Stop Masturbating in Showers

Durham students have received letters asking them not to masturbate in their college showers.

Review: Varsity

THE TAB takes an unbiased look at why Varsity remains Cambridge’s best student paper.