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VOMERTON: College bans bops after bodily fluids get out of hand

It was a messy night

The News Bulletin, Week 5: Tory Triggers, Chundergraduates and Fashionista Faff

Jack Benda and Ellie Olcott round up the weekly news

Cambridge’s most injured freshers

Proof if it were needed that nerds can hurt themselves whilst having fun

The REACTION – ‘unethical pariahs’: Caius students left bemused by Master’s email

He called them future ‘insider traders, exchange rate riggers and corrupt Volkswagen engineers’

Tab Treats: Keep Calm and Curry On

Another curry pun and an entertaining dish for five.

Holly Lunt – I hate exam term

In her first column, keen fresher HOLLY LUNT tackles the evils of Exam Term.

You made the dean’s list! Cambridge discipline 2011-13 revealed

The Tab‘s FOI series continues with our in-depth investigation into college discipline.

The Adventures of Hercule Porterot

ELOISE DAVIES channels Agatha Christie in a tale of crime in Cambridge.

How To Hold A Second Year House Party

Second year accomodation brings with it entirely new laws of fun-having. CHARLIE DOWELL tells us how to get it right…

VOMERTON

A minority of chundering, loutish students have been warned not to spoil Homerton bops for everyone else.

Drinking Soc Secrets Revealed

Think all drinking society guys are wankers? Let’s dispel some myths.

Queens’ Bops in a Royal Mess

Social events at Queens’ are on death row once again as the Halloween bop gets out of hand.

Chunderachievers

Students in Pembroke have been warned not to confuse their ‘waste paper bin for a lavatory’ again.

Decanally Retentive

Deanings at St Hugh’s in Oxford have got out of hand: furious freshers are footing bills for over £1000.

Going Sober: Ten Days T-total

Cindies without VK’s? Life without Vodka-Red Bulls? POPPY DAMON embarks on a spiritual journey…

Booze School For Oxford Chundergraduates

Oxford Undergrads are being forced to attend alcohol awareness sessions after a messy bop got out of hand.

Downing It is Our Choice

The harder we work, the harder we play. If there is ever a good time to learn your limits, it’s now.

Scott Dunn With Varsity

Holiday providers Scott Dunn have decided to withdraw sponsorship of the Ski Trip after hearing what students got up to.

The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (Abridged)

ANNA SHEINMAN has a laugh, with caveats.

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda.

Tab readers reveal their biggest regrets this term.