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It’s The News!

This is the final edition of It’s the News, so get your anonymous passive aggressive pen names ready as I can’t be arsed anymore.

Vince Unable

TOM MOULE: “Vince was no longer Britain’s golden boy, and his recent antics have left many people wondering why on earth he was ever front-runner in the race to become Chancellor of the Exchequer.”

Tom Davenport

Clandestine prince, TOM DAVENPORT, reports back from a night of sodomy and destruction at The Mahal.