Valentine’s

Cambridge’s worst dating stories

Is your love life this much of a train wreck?

The different types of college marriage you’ll see this Valentine’s Day

Roses are red, violets are blue,
My dreams are dead, I’ll make do with a 2:2.

The ultimate Valentine’s Day songs for Cambridge students

We run down our top ten (sort of) love related anthems

Tab Top Ten: Date Spots

Just in time for Valentine’s Day, we bring you Cambridge’s bestest hangouts for the perfect romantic date.

Which subject is sexiest?

Valentine’s Day. Students. Sex. Cliche.

Tab Treats: Mr Mussels

A valentine’s special found clinging to a rock.

RAG Blind Date: LIVE

Stay tuned with all the action from Cambridge’s biggest love-in: RAG Blind Date.

Five Personas To Assume On A Date

BETH SWORDS makes your life easier with five personas you can assume on a date.

An Illustrated Guide to Cambridge Chat-Up Lines

TIM SQUIRRELL depicts where you’ve been going wrong all those years.

The Valentine’s Soundtrack

Allow yourself to be intrigued, enticed and even seduced by the Tab’s very own ‘His’ and ‘Hers’ Valentine’s Day music playlists.

Valentine’s Day: Better Single?

Why the singletons do the Day of Dread the best.

Aphrodisiac Attack

Join LEAF ARBUTHNOT in cooking with liquid sex.

Hardy Cubasch

HARDY CUBASCH is your wingman in this week’s column, with five Boathouse bachelors to get your heart boat-racing

Louise Ripley-Duggan

LOUISE RIPLEY-DUGGAN hates Valentine’s Day, and not just because she doesn’t have an ‘intimate companion’.

Valentine’s Ball Leaves Union Broken Hearted

The Cambridge Union have replaced their annual Valentine’s Ball with a more informal event due to unusually low ticket sales.

Robert Smith: Culture Vulture

ROB SMITH looks at the best cultural treats to trick a prospective sexual partner into thinking you’re sensitive this Valentine’s Day.

The Tab’s Top Ten Tracks

GEORGE OSBORN goes predictably soppy with a selection of the best love songs around.