Is your love life this much of a train wreck?
Roses are red, violets are blue,
My dreams are dead, I’ll make do with a 2:2.
We run down our top ten (sort of) love related anthems
Just in time for Valentine’s Day, we bring you Cambridge’s bestest hangouts for the perfect romantic date.
Valentine’s Day. Students. Sex. Cliche.
A valentine’s special found clinging to a rock.
TIM SQUIRRELL depicts where you’ve been going wrong all those years.
Allow yourself to be intrigued, enticed and even seduced by the Tab’s very own ‘His’ and ‘Hers’ Valentine’s Day music playlists.
Why the singletons do the Day of Dread the best.
Join LEAF ARBUTHNOT in cooking with liquid sex.
HARDY CUBASCH is your wingman in this week’s column, with five Boathouse bachelors to get your heart boat-racing
LOUISE RIPLEY-DUGGAN hates Valentine’s Day, and not just because she doesn’t have an ‘intimate companion’.
The Cambridge Union have replaced their annual Valentine’s Ball with a more informal event due to unusually low ticket sales.
ROB SMITH looks at the best cultural treats to trick a prospective sexual partner into thinking you’re sensitive this Valentine’s Day.
GEORGE OSBORN goes predictably soppy with a selection of the best love songs around.