University Library

News Column: Girton gets a pounding and Jesus turns water into wine

Read it to be sure it isn’t about you

Why I both love and hate the UL

Weighing up the good and bad of the phallic tower of misery

Tab Tries: Navigating the UL

Just because the UL looks like a glorified dick doesn’t mean it has to act like one

Freshers’ week is over, try to not panic

Molly talks you through how not to lose your cool when reality starts to set in

Admit it, cycling in Cambridge is shit

‘Careful, it’s a one-way system’

The great library cash cow: Over £100,000 in a year racked up by Cambridge’s biggest libraries

Students are terrified of the draconian penalties for late and lost books.

Why I love the UL

And you should too.

Andy Answer Is? Public Marriage Proposal Left Hanging

A marriage proposal to “Andy” is on public display near the Sidgwick Site.

UL To Archive Every UK Website…Ever!

Tweets, Facebook posts and billions of web pages will be forever preserved by the UL, as of today.

TabTV Tries Unicycling

After seeing the guys who unicycle to lectures, Sam Martin, fancied a go. Well he didn’t at all but we forced him to.

Trapped in the UL!

Locked in the UL, alone, cold and scared. Won’t happen to you? That’s what Freya Evison thought…

Cash Hidden In UL For… Poems?

Mysterious tricksters have hidden £100 in the UL, and all they want in return is… poetry.

Wank Prank At St Andrews

An official-looking sign banning masturbation has appeared in St Andrews’ university library.

UL Branches Out

UL bosses have planted “Solar Trees” to provide energy to keep the books ticking over.

Why Not Review: Libraries

The Tab recommends where to get down and dirty, with a leaking ink pen and a pile of books.

Deal Or No De-UL?

Controversial plans to rename the prestigious Cambridge University Library after the highest bidding sponsor have attracted no bids.

Touch My Books

Germaine Greer thinks the UL is now a “beacon of naffness”. DAVID DRAKE encourages her to embrace her inner child.