Read it to be sure it isn’t about you
Weighing up the good and bad of the phallic tower of misery
Just because the UL looks like a glorified dick doesn’t mean it has to act like one
Molly talks you through how not to lose your cool when reality starts to set in
‘Careful, it’s a one-way system’
Students are terrified of the draconian penalties for late and lost books.
And you should too.
A marriage proposal to “Andy” is on public display near the Sidgwick Site.
Tweets, Facebook posts and billions of web pages will be forever preserved by the UL, as of today.
After seeing the guys who unicycle to lectures, Sam Martin, fancied a go. Well he didn’t at all but we forced him to.
Locked in the UL, alone, cold and scared. Won’t happen to you? That’s what Freya Evison thought…
Mysterious tricksters have hidden £100 in the UL, and all they want in return is… poetry.
An official-looking sign banning masturbation has appeared in St Andrews’ university library.
UL bosses have planted “Solar Trees” to provide energy to keep the books ticking over.
The Tab recommends where to get down and dirty, with a leaking ink pen and a pile of books.
Controversial plans to rename the prestigious Cambridge University Library after the highest bidding sponsor have attracted no bids.
Germaine Greer thinks the UL is now a “beacon of naffness”. DAVID DRAKE encourages her to embrace her inner child.