Clandestine prince, TOM DAVENPORT, reports back from a night of sodomy and destruction at The Mahal.
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TOM DAVENPORT continues his undercover work at the ADC: “‘Oh babysugarcheekyhun,’ squawked one girl at me, complete with ruff and a luminous purple studded belt.”
Undercover at the ADC bar: “look people briefly in the eye before looking over their shoulder with expressive eyes as though Jesus Christ has just appeared behind them.”
“One of those waiting commented, ‘I suppose it is fair enough that we should queue for this fayre,’ which was greeted with a fairly muted response from her peers.”
Tom Davenport
The Tab