XELI-NDERELLA STORY: poem exchanged for Jesus May Ball ticket

After a week of poetic pleas for a ticket, the Tab can EXCLUSIVELY reveal that first year Xelia Mendes-Jones WILL be going to the Ball.

Tom Davenport

Undercover at the ADC bar: “look people briefly in the eye before looking over their shoulder with expressive eyes as though Jesus Christ has just appeared behind them.”