Theft

Dude, Where’s My Trophy? Part II: Water Turns To Whine

The trophy debate rages on: it’s all kicking off in the wonderful world of water polo.

Dude, Where’s My Trophy?

The Water Polo Trophy was flaunted worldwide by Oxford, who KIDNAPPED it after losing the Varsity game.

Conga Criminal in Lola Lo

A Mambo Marauder active Lola Lo was given 4 weeks inside for stealing phones while DANCING.

Christ(‘s)! Where’s My Post?

A thief who stole students’ post from Christ’s and Emmanuel has been spared prison after a judge ruled the thief’s Asperger’s syndrome was to blame.

Stealing Is Not Okay

Emma’s Bar Manager MAX FOREMAN tells us why stealing disco balls is NEVER okay.

Women Boaties’ Stuff Stolen

£4,000 worth of rowing gear has been swiped from CUWBC.

Egg Fried Lies

A COPYCAT Chinese takeaway has cloned a Cambridge restaurant’s menu.

The Tab’s Top Ten Tracks

After TCS ripped us off this week, GEORGE OSBORN covers covers.