THE THEATRE GUIDE DOG tires of this award-giving. Take your shiny prizes and go.
Theatre’s back, and so is THE THEATRE GUIDE DOG. He spent the vacation revising biting and snarling – reader caution advised.
THE THEATRE GUIDE DOG honours the worthiest shows and thespians of Lent 2011, as voted by you. We’ve even got a new curtain.
THE THEATRE GUIDE DOG unveils the first round of illustrious winners, each of whom receive a GOLDEN PRIG award, voted by your betters.
THE THEATRE GUIDE DOG smiles upon the successes of the past term and rewards the worthy with his official approbation. You can help him with your inferior-but-not-worthless opinions.
And now the end is near, the Guide Dog faces his final curtain. He has, and will continue to do it his way whether you like it or not.
The Theatre Guide Dog thinks this could be Cambridge drama’s lucky week. He’s been to Vegas. But dogs aren’t allowed in casinos, so make of that what you will.
Nothing makes KIERAN CORCORAN blue; not even bad theatre. See him clown his way through the week to come.
KIERAN CORCORAN has been chasing down crime, but still has some energy left for theatre.
The Theatre Guide Dog broke out of jail too, but still took the time to give you the theatre fix you crave. He’s so loyal it might as well be proverbial.
Theatre Editor KIERAN CORCORAN has some big paws to fill. Judge him as he rounds up this week’s pack of plays.
Bored of spending time with the family this Christmas? Check out our theatre guide monkey’s guide of what’s on up North.
TOBY PARKER REES thought you threw the stick but really you just mimed it. And that’s Theatre too.
TOBY PARKER REES gives it to you straight like a pear cider made from 100% theatre guide dog.
TOBY PARKER-REES has a play on this week, but may also mention others in passing.
TOBY PARKER-REES kicks you around like the dirty little sket you are but tells you all about the week’s theatre so it’s all ok.