WILL SEYMOUR seeks the comfort of escapism in the bounteous bosom of a corseted Victorian wench, but even his own self-spun yarns end in a tangle of despair and impotence.
WILL SEYMOUR goes speed-dating, and assesses a cavalcade of eligible speedy women for potential life-partnership.
ROSA ROBSON talks about what being Carrie Bradshaw is like, and reveals whether your university years are best spent single.
Your results have been counted. Find out what Cambridge students really think about sex, love, and marriage.
Tabatha Leggett