May Week might mean garden parties and balls for you, but for a drinking society president, it means organising a whole lot of initiations. PENNY ROBERTSON, president of The Thunderbirds gives us her verdict.
ALI LEWIS talks to the people in charge of the oh-so-civilised establishment that is The Mahal.
BAYAN PARVIZI joins the rest of the Tab team for a quiet meal at the epicentre of neocolonial fuckwittery.
The Tab’s resident mystic delivers another round of scarily-accurate premonitions.