“You’re bored of bopping and swapping.” TALIA RICHARD-CARVAJAL brings you party suggestions, complete with playlists, The Only Way Is Essex, cocktails and costumes.
Sick of spending £12 on swap currys that you won’t remember? Let NICOLA BARTLETT teach you how to make your own.
Soon-to-be Fresher? Let The Tab teach you how to speak Cambridge. Sunday: I – P.
Our resident food critic avoids being labelled a paedo during a relatively civillised evening of intergenerational swapping.
We asked readers to send in their most memorable and shocking swap experiences. See if you recognise anyone.
BAYAN PARVIZI joins the rest of the Tab team for a quiet meal at the epicentre of neocolonial fuckwittery.
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