student life

WEEK SIX NEWS ROUNDUP: Blitz Spirit, Fresher Fines, and Arty Access

Real news is depressing, as we all we learned last week. Here’s some barely real news instead.

A totally respectable guide to healthy drinking

If you’re gunna do it, do it right

The death of the subculture

Where did the emos go?

Cambridge students are officially the hardest working in the UK

In other news, water is wet

REVEALED: Cambridge’s Secret Societies

That Cambridge is riddled with secret societies might be the only non-secret thing about them.

Cambridge applicants are worried about disclosing their Learning Difficulties

People with an Autism Spectrum Disorder or a Learning Difficulty are scared to disclose it.

Tab Guide to irrevocably ruining Cambridge’s reputation this Caesarean Sunday

Smile for the nice Daily Mail man!

Cambridge teaches us to be out of touch

Life in Cambridge doesn’t prepare us for the outside world

I’m sick of your moralising social-prescriptivist bollocks

On Sunday nights MILO EDWARDS and his friends wear ties, go on swaps and end up in Life. Get over it

Katie Zinser: Week 6

KATIE doesn’t normally get homesick. But, sometimes, there’s no place like it…

Cambridge Characters: The Bouncer

In an ongoing quest to discover the full human face of Cambridge, ROSIE HORE snuggles up to two of your favourite heavies.

The Tattler

Lost in the dingy confines of Wetherspoons, The Tattler is in need of assistance.

Tab Cribs: Murray Edwards

JESSICA O’DRISCOLL-BREEN tells us how coming last in the room ballot led her to domestic paradise and nocturnal flashers.