Stealing

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News Column: Pennying Police, Flimsy Finances and Catz and dogs

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Laptops snapped up! Criminologists stumped by daylight robbery

Students revising at the Radzinowicz Library in the Institute of Criminology on Thursday became unwitting witnesses to a textbook crime.

Dude, Where’s My Trophy?

The Water Polo Trophy was flaunted worldwide by Oxford, who KIDNAPPED it after losing the Varsity game.

Christ(‘s)! Where’s My Post?

A thief who stole students’ post from Christ’s and Emmanuel has been spared prison after a judge ruled the thief’s Asperger’s syndrome was to blame.

Stealing Is Not Okay

Emma’s Bar Manager MAX FOREMAN tells us why stealing disco balls is NEVER okay.

The Tab’s Top Ten Tracks

After TCS ripped us off this week, GEORGE OSBORN covers covers.

The Etiquette of Fridge Raiding

Dining for free…our guide to the ethics of fridge raiding.