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Maisie Williams pops into John’s

As you do

WEEK SIX NEWS ROUNDUP: Blitz Spirit, Fresher Fines, and Arty Access

Real news is depressing, as we all we learned last week. Here’s some barely real news instead.

LAWN ATTACK: John’s encourages vigilante justice for crows

Night gathers, and now my watch begins.

CAMBREATHE: Library air being bottled and sold in China

‘Tell me how I’m supposed to breathe with no Cambridge air?’

JOHN’S BOYS EXPOSED: “Fine if you’ve tried having sex with a passed out girl”

Accusations of an “old school, elitist Cambridge” culture are rocking the college

Librarians confused as Johnian leaves chilli beans in library

It’s ‘bean’ getting quite strange…

St John’s win extra time thriller in Football Cuppers final

ballin

The party’s over: John’s pisses on CUSU’s reading week parade

CUSU left out in the cold as John’s unites to shun reading week plan

Cantabs Clean Bandit Get No. 1 Single

Cambridge alumni band Clean Bandit sweep the UK charts, selling over 163 000 singles over the past week.

Wouldn’t be at Oxford: St John’s to Serve Lobster

For the first time ever, lobster will be featured on the regular formal and buttery menus at St John’s. CLAUDIA LEONG reports.

Asbo Swan Son In Cow Conflict

The son of infamous swan Mr Asbo, “Asboy”, has brought terror back to the Cam after getting in a fight with an innocent cow.

Queenie Comes to Cam

The Queen and Prince Phillip will be making their first official visit to Cambridge in over two years.

Boatie Psycho

A morning in the life of Patrick Boatman, a rower whose psychopathic tendencies cannot be contained by his college lycra…

Holly’s Highlights: Week 4

HOLLY STEVENSON rounds up the best of cultural things to do this week, whilst hunting for a turnip, fake blood, and the most hideous tie in existence.

Leaf’s Lunches: St John’s

LEAF ARBUTHNOT has returned, throwing herself yet again at a whirlwind adventure of salad bars and till ladies. All hail to the Queen of Munch.

St John’s May Ball

ALASDAIR PAL on our highest-ranking ball ever. The first verdict from a reviewer who didn’t leave halfway through.

Ignorance Isn’t Bliss For John’s Headliner Critics

People who are complaining about Big Boi as John’s May Ball headliners: do you enjoy being ignorant?

Introducing The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge

Wills and Kate have become the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, following their wedding today.

The Fo’Show : Recording at St John’s (ft Mark Liu)

JUDITH FAGELSON witnesses the blossoming of love during this light hearted and whimsical broadcast.

Baron of Beef Avoids A Roasting

The Baron of Beef pub was indebted to two off-duty firemen when paper left in an oven sparked a fire on Monday afternoon.