On his quest to answer all the big questions in his weekly column, SIMON NORMAN asks: “Is the world controlled by an invisible illuminati regime?” Spoiler: probs not.
This week, SPUD talks nicknames, battle rap, and sodium bicarbonate solution.
SIMON PAGE learns some transferable skills via massage. Obviously.
SIMON PAGE drove two imitation 1970s American Police Cars from Cambridge to Barcelona last weekend. And he learnt some valuable life lessons.
SIMON PAGE rediscovers his love of the Internet, after a visit to the tip.
Rosa Robson presents her pick of the week’s best comments, including a visit from Batman and Robin, some scrabble banter and Rebecca Black on buns.
New columnist SIMON PAGE has officially finished his first novel. And you can read it here.
Does dross like “The truth about single women and cats”
count as news? SIMON PAGE says no.