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Simon Norman

This week, SIMON NORMAN’s getting all topical. He’s talking occupations and hispters.

Simon Norman

SIMON NORMAN is a bit lost, but it’s OK – being lost can sometimes mean finding yourself/a patisserie/ at least a Starbucks coffee.

Simon Norman

Don’t lie about rapping. That’s the message from our resident liar SIMON NORMAN this week.

Simon Norman

If James Blunt sung love songs in Antarctica and no one witnessed it, can we hope that he died? Yes, says SIMON NORMAN.

Simon Norman

On his quest to answer all the big questions in his weekly column, SIMON NORMAN asks: “Is the world controlled by an invisible illuminati regime?” Spoiler: probs not.

Johnathan Zemlik

The Tab’s very own fresher columnist JOHNATHAN ZEMLIK talks about what we’ve all got in common: a feeling of inadequacy.

Simon Norman

SIMON NORMAN’s mum wants to hear all about his ladyfriend and talk about sex.