RYAN MONK was amused but not astounded by this fun and silly May Week production.
Play our interactive game and match the faces of these climaxing students to their orgasmic moans.
ELLIE SLEE faces mortification at Marriage formal, and things only get worse when all her pants go missing…
RON exclusively shares his election manifesto with us
THOMAS SMITH needs room for himself and his ex-girlfriend at Nottingham University.
University Minister David Willetts said top unis would look ‘silly’ if they opt to charge the maximum fees while others offer the same services at a lower price.