We reveal how much sex you’ve all been having in comparison to other Universities
ALEX BOWER breaks the ice on Russian billboards. It’s all enormous tits and perfectly spherical arses, possibly with some sand.
Trouble squeezing your (not so) little soldier into a condom? The boys get jolly with their johnnies…
Unbelievable scenes at Newcastle Uni as footballs teams have had to change their names after allegations of sexism.
THE THEATRE GUIDE DOG leads you safely through the fornicating minefields of V-Day.
RUTH MAINER explains how to turn the traditional Walk of Shame into a Stride of Pride without having to shag Brad Pitt…
Students and John’s and Trinity were hit with an extended power cut last night, cutting off internet access and cancelling formal hall.
Alex Bower
The Tab
Harry Shukman
Ruth Mariner