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College Swap: King’s VS St John’s

A pair of freshers from Cambridge’s most imposing colleges go behind enemy lines. Read on for lobster, Life and larks.

SEX SURVEY RESULTS: How many partners?

We reveal how much sex you’ve all been having in comparison to other Universities

Alex Bower

ALEX BOWER breaks the ice on Russian billboards. It’s all enormous tits and perfectly spherical arses, possibly with some sand.

Tab Tries: Made To Measure Condoms

Trouble squeezing your (not so) little soldier into a condom? The boys get jolly with their johnnies…

Football Fluster in Newcastle

Unbelievable scenes at Newcastle Uni as footballs teams have had to change their names after allegations of sexism.

Valentine’s Guide Dog: Week 4

THE THEATRE GUIDE DOG leads you safely through the fornicating minefields of V-Day.

The Tab Companion to: Walks of Shame

RUTH MAINER explains how to turn the traditional Walk of Shame into a Stride of Pride without having to shag Brad Pitt…

Power Cut Panic at John’s

Students and John’s and Trinity were hit with an extended power cut last night, cutting off internet access and cancelling formal hall.

Music To Shag To

DAVID HOLLAND: If music be the food of love, go forth and shag to good tunes.