You haven’t learnt the guitar yet have you?
Unsure what you’ll need at Uni? Fear not, quivering fresher: TED HILL is here to tell you exactly what to bring for your first terrifying Cantab term.
This week LEAF ARBUTHNOT is in Sidney Sussex, hungry and possibly kicking small children.
LEAF ARBUTHNOT has returned, throwing herself yet again at a whirlwind adventure of salad bars and till ladies. All hail to the Queen of Munch.